Dear dummies

I have a long held belief that there are only three kinds of people in an art class.(They intersect at some points, but there we go.)
1. Kids who are good at art. (these are few and far between)
2. Kids who have no other elective choices.
3. The dumbest kids in the world.

One girl asked me, "Is honey a dairy product?"
She was serious.

 "Is Obama our first Democrat President?"
No, I said. He's our first black president.
"Oh, that's right."

"Obama is my favorite President, because he hangs out with so much celebrities."

"You can mess with him until you get a boyfriend, but don't go too far."

1. " How do you know so much about relationships?"
2. "I watch the Spanish Soap Operas."

I'm just now starting to pay attention to what they say.
This class is about to get a whole lot more enjoyable.