Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Dear Alayna.

Dear Alayna,

Dear Alayna, you should probably stop talking... no one is listening.
 
Dear Alayna, how did you get that wrong? You studied that!
 
Dear Alayna, if you could be less of a klutz, that would be much appreciated.
 
Dear Alayna, no one wants to guess what movie that quote was from. 
 
Dear Alayna, what you just said? That was pretty stupid.
 
Gee Alayna, it would be really nice if you could keep track of something for once in your life. Why do you keep losing things?
 
Dear Alayna, that was dumb.

 
 
Dear Alayna, don't laugh so loud!!!
 
Dear Alayna, this silence is awkward, and you're not helping!!!
 
Dear Alayna, since when are you tongue-tied? 
 
Dear Alayna, If you would show up on-time for something every once in awhile, it would be a freaking miracle. 

Dear Alayna,I thought you were better than that.

Dear Alayna, that was mean.
 
Dear Alayna, don't try to give advice... when you don't actually know anything.
 
Dear Alayna, you really shouldn't have said that.

Dear Alayna,
 
Dear Alayna,
 
Dear Alayna, 



 
Sometimes I talk to myself, but I don't always say the nicest things.      

4 comments:

  1. Hey hey hey!!! No taking my job ;)

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  2. Please don't think ill of your self, you don't have a moment to loose. You are too great for any of this crazy talk. Plus, just for the record, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.-Jane (and I'm not just being nice)

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  3. Dear Alayna, you have always had the amazing ability to screen before you speak, even as a young child. We all struggle with those thoughts that pop into our heads. The important thing is what we do with them. I don't doubt that these thoughts occur--but I hope they are the minority. There is so much more cause to say things like: Dear Alayna, that was brilliant. Dear Alayna, what great insight. Dear Alayna, that was very thoughtful. Dear Alayna, thanks for showing you care. Dear Alayna, how is it that you always have a perfect quote--and yes, I know that sometimes they are original. ETC!!!

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  4. Dear Alayna:
    You know what, sometimes these things are true. It happens to all of us. But, dearest Alayna, it isn't okay to tell yourself these things unless you are doing it to become better at them. Like mom says, don't say only negative things, make sure you notify yourself when you do something you're proud of.

    -Aria

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