To coin a phrase

Things I want to start saying.

"That's pretty sketchy."
Sketchier than Da Vinci's figure drawings.

"That's sad."
That's more depressing than a sudden rainstorm on an outdoor watercolor art display.
That's worse than an earthquake in the etch-a-sketch museum of art.

"A big number"
Bigger than the body count in a Liam Neeson movie. (True story)

"Sagging"
That dude's pants are like the London Bridge. They're falling down.